Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
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Top comments
heynow09 0
i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.
amandaMALICE 0
hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"
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Comments (86)
thetruth006 7
dump her
gabby1995pena 4
it is? how so?
debbielushious 6
wrong, the mouth has about 30 million bacteria so the amount getting passed back and forth through kissing is mental. on the other hand it's hot!
dwh4574 3
Lol u should of said " well ur breath is so rank it could choke a maget off a gut wagon" she would catch the hint
SteveTonyY 3
At least now you know what to get her for Christmas :)
ckilla421 0
Kissing for long periods of time is disgusting. Can you imagine all the things you've licked/ swallowed/ inserted into your mouth in one day? Yes, I know, that's what she said.
ThatGuyRory 9
Just to say, having bad breath has NOTHING to do with your teeth cleaning. Obviously it helps, but you could have sparkling teeth and drown yourself in mouthwash, but it's to do with the mucus at the back of your mouth. That's todays fun fact. :L
shutterbug1190 14
In my humble opinion I think you should be up front with her and politely mention it. I'd want to know if I needed to freshen my breath. It's embarrassing yeah, but I'd rather my boyfriend tell me instead of suffering.
nicky3636 5
You should have told her; or offer her a breathmint before you guys kiss
SonicRainboom 3
Srsly, just tell her. I told my girlfriend and she was put off for a bit but understood that I would kiss her more. Also with her downstairs area, she was nasty when we first started going out; I told her such after a while and she started cleaning up more, I now go down on her all the time and we are both happier.