Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
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Top comments
heynow09 0
i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.
amandaMALICE 0
hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"
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Comments (86)
mordecai1337 9
Nothing beats the combination of honest, fresh breath, and fresh kisses. If you choose to say nothing, YDI.
Nederlander95 14
One awkward conversation could lead to her doing something about it, and would be very worth it.
KitKatMuffin22 2
Uh keep a pack of minty gum on hand and take a piece for yourself (even if u casually spit it out after a minute) and unwrap a piece for her and hold it to her mouth.... I've done this to a few past boyfriends lol it works tho. Or be blunt and tell her to use mouthwash or brush more...
iateapenguin 27
My boyfriend tells me when my breath stinks. Grow some balls and tell her to brush her teeth more often.
umerin 32
Man up and tell her. Simple as that.
TobiasF 3
Offer her a friendly chewing gum
PandaPowerr 12
Oh wow my boyfriend's name is Julian too. But ehh you really love your girlfriend right ? That's why you told her that, you really are a good boyfriend for her ^-^
FuckMyLifeMost 10
You really should say something
colo16_fml 10
TEEEEEEEELL HEEEEEER!!!!!
Konarika 11
How about you try to talk to her about it instead?