Animals: Freakout

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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You deserved it 990

By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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You deserved it 14 258

By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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emzy08 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:50

how can you be allergic to spiders?

Shadic 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:19

Actually, you can be. I'm allergic to just about any type of insect/bug bite/sting. Spiders/mosquitoes/bees, etc. I'll swell up about 2-3x more than a "normal" person would, and the swelling will last for up to two weeks. First time I was bit by a horse fly, I was taken to a hospital.

Comments

emmey 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:06

Wow, I didn't know people could actually leave comments on these things. "FYL" or "YDI", or whatever it is all of you say, for doing nothing better with your time than getting so worked up over my 'incident'. I'm not a dumb bitch, or a ***** for that matter. I am actually a very smart and successful attorney, not that any of you give a shit. I have had severe allergic reactions to every spider bite I've ever gotten that usually have resulted in a hospital visit. Happy? Also, the next time you are showering in a semi-dark bathroom at 4 a.m. because you have to go to court for the biggest case of your career that morning and you've been up all night preparing... I hope you think of me.

Pennypoo 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:57

hahhahaa okk

carrierpidgeonz 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:26

I registered just to say this. The fact that you ran out of a shower, covered in water thus really slippy screaming makes you a GIGANTIC dumb bitch. Why the **** were you showering at 4 AM? For being smart and successful you sure like to procrastinate. I'd never think of you in the shower unless I was jerking off.

oooshiny 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:11

Hahaha, well what did you expect? It's FML, not a support group for arachnaphobic attorneys. Laugh at yourself once in a while, maybe that'll loosen up your anus long enough for you to get your head outta there.

DODORIP 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:11

Allergic to spiders? Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

aalyssaa 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:09

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg im sorry

Hockeylover87_71 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:13

soo, you molted enough hair to make a convincing looking spider? sucks about the injuries though!

Tartrus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:31

Sorry, anything*

Tartrus 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:33

Sorry, anything*

Robertson1313 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 15:59

Fail! Technically you didn't see a spider... You saw a clump of hair. Don't claim that you saw a spider, you liar. Life Fail.

cooorah 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:59

Hey #9.... http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/29705/spider_bites_recognizing_allergic_reactions.html Try thinking before you post such a stupid comment. Same with you #118. She can't start the story with: Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black clump of hair on the wall.