Animals: Freakout

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 871

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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You deserved it 1 162

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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You deserved it 990

By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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You deserved it 14 258

By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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You deserved it 10 782

By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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emzy08 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:50

how can you be allergic to spiders?

Shadic 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:19

Actually, you can be. I'm allergic to just about any type of insect/bug bite/sting. Spiders/mosquitoes/bees, etc. I'll swell up about 2-3x more than a "normal" person would, and the swelling will last for up to two weeks. First time I was bit by a horse fly, I was taken to a hospital.

Comments

beautiful1998 0

Monday 18 July 2011 18:08

i dont mean to be rude but you sound like a very dumb person. how old are you??

margo145 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 1:47

that's smooth

ka8 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:56

WOW yep fyl

elizabeth713 8

Thursday 6 September 2012 8:20

Everybody is allergic to spider venom.

anniesje 11

Monday 19 May 2014 17:45

spiders are scary!

babygo88 11

Sunday 27 September 2015 20:49

How do you know if your allergic to spiders?

Tomato_Cheese 22

Thursday 26 November 2015 7:27

Question: why was you hair on the wall on the first place?

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Thursday 14 July 2016 13:44

Sry but for me this is a YDI. People that freak out just beacause they are near an insect they are alergic too only make the situation worse by panicking. Just imagine: The insects life does NOT revolve around it stinging you!!!! It was just flying by! But by panicking and probably swating at it or whatever you make it aggresive cause it thinks it's being attacked. I mean people please!! I know bee stings or spider stings or any other kind of insect stings can be deadly when you're allergic but as I said: No insect makes it their life goal to find you and sting you! They don't care about you! Stay calm. Vacate the area and everything will be fine. Panicking does never help in a situation like this!