FML : Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on...

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Atheist - / Thursday 22 March 2012 04:56 / United States - Portland

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By NippsSlipps | 10

#4199953 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:00

Ugh I don't like people who call up about their religion.
Now change that call to a Hogwarts acceptance letter :)

By P_to_the_AM | 9

#4199956 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:00

You probably need Jesus, I can only imagine you swearing like a sailor when you fell! Hope you're okay though and that you got the job!

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By broski4life | 0

#4199925 - Thursday 22 March 2012 11:53

Sorry op I hope you get the job!

By NippsSlipps | 10

#4199953 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:00

Ugh I don't like people who call up about their religion.
Now change that call to a Hogwarts acceptance letter :)

By P_to_the_AM | 9

#4199956 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Katiekhalifa_fml | 28

#4199979 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:03

This comment reeks of ignorance...

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4200011 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:11

How so?

dominic1221 | 6

#4200023 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:14

Her comment reeks of sarcasm. You really think a Dutch girl on a site like this is going to be a religious zealot for real?

By thisbitchlys | 0

#4199960 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:00

Aw op, if the Jesus people call again just answer it screaming.

By jjake20140 | 2

#4199962 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:01

Did you?

By williamcarter93 | 13

#4199963 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:01

This is why I dislike religion. You always have someone trying to push it somewhere. I would have sworn like a wild man.

NippsSlipps | 10

#4199966 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:02

Same here.

Epsilonyx | 15

#4200016 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:12

No one "pushed" it, they were asked if they'd like to be offered it.

By Mirorbo | 26

#4199974 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:02

I didn't even know they were allowed to to do that! As if telemarketers from phony credit cart companies weren't bad enough!

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#4199990 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:07

there's this lovely right we still have here in america, its called 'freedom of speech' you should google it ;)

dominic1221 | 6

#4200006 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:11

You can just tell #11 probably knows nothing at all about the Constitution and probably thinks freedom of speech is fucking absolute. You're the reason we all have a bad reputation, jackass.

Katiekhalifa_fml | 28

#4200021 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:13

11 claims to be a "Grammar Nazi", but has horrible grammar.

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#4200057 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:20

well you see, I actually just figured since they're allowed to hand out bibles outside of schools, it's quite obvious they can call you to ask you about your religion. Forgive me for depending on common sense, I forgot this generation seems to lack it.

By bertoelmexicano | 6

#4199993 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:08

It's her fault you're clumsy and can't climb the stairs properly?

brianjman14 | 22

#4200036 - Thursday 22 March 2012 12:16

First off, it's a guy. And second, if you're running as fast as you can up the stairs, it's very possible to slam into something or trip on the stairs.