By Atheist - United States - Portland
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
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By  P_to_the_AM  |  9

You probably need Jesus, I can only imagine you swearing like a sailor when you fell! Hope you're okay though and that you got the job!

By  P_to_the_AM  |  9

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  dominic1221  |  6

You can just tell #11 probably knows nothing at all about the Constitution and probably thinks freedom of speech is fucking absolute. You're the reason we all have a bad reputation, jackass.


well you see, I actually just figured since they're allowed to hand out bibles outside of schools, it's quite obvious they can call you to ask you about your religion. Forgive me for depending on common sense, I forgot this generation seems to lack it.