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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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Shelved plans

By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Ouchie - 07/10/2016 12:51 - Ireland - Celbridge

Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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Incapacitated

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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BillMurray_fml 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:28

Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?

3molliver3 16

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:41

Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.

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Oliok 19

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:27

that's rough! I hope you get well soon, Break a leg next time op!

desoxyn242 14

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:11

Fat people problems

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:28

...How?

BillMurray_fml 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:28

Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?

AyOoDaLoBo33 10

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:30

Haha I totally read that in Bill Murray's voice!

Peacelove0404 26

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:34

It's clearly a sign to rest your feet and watch some more Netflix ;D In all seriousness, that's rough. Get well soon OP!

Cass_x 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:37

The universe is telling you to be lazy and to enjoy it

blueblu97 16

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:39

At least you got one last workout squeezed in before the accident!

IAmzephyr 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:41

I smell lawsuit :)

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 31 December 2014 1:02

They'll lose.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:25

I smell a retard

people_annoy_me 23

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:41

That sucks, op! Until your foot gets better, try doing more arm exercises instead of running. Hope you get well soon!

Aew 17

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:53

Yes, try not to lose your momentum.

Misscreant 7

Wednesday 31 December 2014 1:47

Yes, there is always abs and arms to work, even some floor legwork.

3molliver3 16

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:41

Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.

miianah1 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:46

Don't dogs live longer than that?

Azang7 14

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:48

Depends on the dog. Some can live 17+ years.

ChristianH39 30

Wednesday 31 December 2014 1:12

Bigger dogs tend not to live as long, being more prone to heart problems. My lab is 15 and still relatively healthy, although getting a little decrepit

uni_lobster 7

Wednesday 31 December 2014 5:06

My cat is 17 years old

smeboo 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 8:50

I like this analogy!! :) Making it a goal to use this at some point in time!

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:42

There are so many ways to exercise.

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