Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML
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Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML
Today, as an usher at a beauty pageant, I was helping other patrons when a group walked past me and sat. I politely asked to see their tickets, but one of the women got angry and ripped hers up to throw the pieces in my face. Without a ticket, I had to kick her out. The police were called. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
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Top comments
Dukeje 0
Oh, dude that sucks...i hate most people too. Respect and courtesy to others seems to be a thing of the past.
DrAwesome 6
Dude, this was the best-worded FML I've read in a while. The ending gave me a giggle. :3
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Comments (151)
nerdface89 2
ROFL I usually see 'then' used when it should be 'than'.. but I must say this is the first time I've seen it the other way around
DeathHead 0
Your are right. People do suck. I hate being around them.
Glenn_Coco 0
You're*
1personinthiswor 0
Wow, Death_Head! Way to fail! It's obviously YOU'RE are, not YOUR are! /facepalm/
jojobeanz 0
u shouldn't be so uptight about ur job jeesh would it kill you to let some rules be broken I mean that's what they are made for
Blackmail111 9
Rules aren't meant to be broken idiot. Rules are meant to keep order and are to be enforced. Without rules, there would be chaos.
vettle 6
that's lame. it's just a snickers bad who cares. not like she brought in chinese takeout. however there is no excuse for her throwing a tantrum. you should have kicked her out. some people need a slap.
roobear 2
So you weren't actually spit on?
skyeyez9 25
I hate the no outside food policy cause stadium food, if you do purchase it is ridiculously expensive.
fml_again 1
Was the lady Betty White?
Bano360 25
look, he was just doing his job. if he's told that he can't let people bring in food from outside, then he has to do his job. so get off his back. Have none of you (who are saying ydi) had a job before?
ChubEchaser 0
thank you! and all the haters hating on her for working security, there can be good money in private security. Many police officers work pt security for the cash. half of the commentators probably have never worked.
Coffee4meNow 0
After she threw it you should have told her, "mam you turn into a diva when you get hungry. You should try a snickers." :)
Delorean_Fanatic 0
haha 70, thats a good one. other than that, OP, you were just doing your job and I tip my hat to you for that.
RedPillSucks 33
OP, I hate people too. God is going to smite them all and start over with the dolphins, or octopus. He's not going to change his mind like last time.