Intimacy: For all ages

For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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justjayit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:16

Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?

Yunie_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:36

Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.

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chelseafbaby 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:22

wow, go head grandmaw. but ew you touched it.

amandarocks04 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 22:17

That's what you get for snooping!

Duh111 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:58

haha ok first of all people, this didn't JUST happen today. I only kept it like that because there wasn't enough space to say "about 4 years ago." I was NOT snooping, I was just being a curious kid, and I put NAIVELY to emphasize the fact I was still young and didn't know right away that it was a *****. I wasn't judging her either, that's just not something I needed to know my 70 year old grandmother does. And my brother laughed his ass off because he knew exactly what it was when he watched me pick it up and turn it on.

dg72592_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:44

look i know exactly how you feel, i've found both a bottle of lube and a book of gay male erotica in my 79-year-old grandma's house...

msmil401 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:07

Lmao! That should teach you not to snoop through Granny's things. She still needs to get her kicks the best way she can. I love it!

bsneeze 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:40

That. Is. Awesome.

Talenie 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 11:34

siiiick

vampire_fetish15 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:43

Wow.... that's all I can say O_O

BlaqCat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 17:28

I dont blame the OP for being creeped out, I know I would have been lol.

MirandaaHoldsHim 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:57

why is everyone say, your a douche bag, and you shouldn't be snooping, and dont jjudge your grandma...!? ....honestly, i always go through my grandma's stuff. Were not trying to be sneeky, were just curious? and im sure she didnt expect to find the vibrator!? So chill out everyone, and she isnt "judging" her grandma; she just finds it funny, but gross, that her grandma has one!