By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

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Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
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Kandyland 12

You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol

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omgbeckyyy 0

So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?

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AliSama 17

turn it off, then leave it where it was. This is a privi matter that is not about you. How would you like it if your parent came on here and spoke about your sex toys? it is rude.

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kfchiken 0

depending on the OPs age what parent wouldn't talk to there daughter about sex toys they found in her room

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websraaa 6

@Alisama. Shut the hell up and let us enjoy reading funny FMLs.

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omgbeckyyy 0

So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?

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dk_fml 0

Bet that's the last time you'll snoop in their stuff again

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puddingface94 3

I wouldn't say she was snooping, if you heard a noise, the natural thing is to go check it out and make sure it's not like something's wrong....,

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FarFromHome_fml 17

If the noise is coming from a drawer and is the sound of vibrating I think it can safely be assumed that nothing is wrong.

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NekuSakuraba 0

If you touched it..I hope you washed your hands.

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udeserveditbro69 0

U look like a fag

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Kandyland 12

You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol

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corinna12124 0

Wow I'd never be able to look at my parents the same way again it would scar me for life

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VeganVampyre 26

You think finding pictures is bad? I got to see the real thing when I apparently got home earlier than expected and found my mom and stepdad doing it on the couch. *shudder*

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guitar43 0

...... id feel so awkward looking at my parents again.

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ddrluna 2

Whoa, shit, you mean YOUR parents didn't take the vote of celibacy when you guys were old enough to realize what sex was? Sucks to be you, everyone else's parents did that. ...Oh wait, no they didn't. Grow up.

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goodoldave 17

whose to say it was there parents? Maybe one of the sisters was lying. it doesnt say it was her parents.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

Yes it does. Why would one of the sisters hide it in their parents' room? Answer; they would not.

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