FML : Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated...

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By / Thursday 1 January 2009 17:54 / France

Intimacy

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By Kandyland | 11

#188965 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:25

You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol

By omgbeckyyy | 0

#17722 - Friday 6 March 2009 7:38

So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?

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By AliSama | 17

#5440 - Sunday 22 February 2009 20:22

turn it off, then leave it where it was. This is a privi matter that is not about you. How would you like it if your parent came on here and spoke about your sex toys? it is rude.

kfchiken | 0

#2407949 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:52

depending on the OPs age what parent wouldn't talk to there daughter about sex toys they found in her room

T9FTW | 20

#5173171 - Thursday 22 November 2012 6:59

LOL! "Privi matter"

websraaa | 6

#6090921 - Thursday 16 October 2014 11:08

@Alisama. Shut the hell up and let us enjoy reading funny FMLs.

By omgbeckyyy | 0

#17722 - Friday 6 March 2009 7:38

So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?

By dk_fml | 0

#37664 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:08

Bet that's the last time you'll snoop in their stuff again

puddingface94 | 3

#5174298 - Thursday 22 November 2012 16:30

I wouldn't say she was snooping, if you heard a noise, the natural thing is to go check it out and make sure it's not like something's wrong....,

FarFromHome_fml | 17

#6523275 - Friday 29 January 2016 15:59

If the noise is coming from a drawer and is the sound of vibrating I think it can safely be assumed that nothing is wrong.

By mysteryshadow | 0

#51933 - Monday 23 March 2009 6:06

hope your parents are young

By The_One | 0

#118137 - Friday 17 April 2009 3:54

lol #3

By NekuSakuraba | 0

#140120 - Friday 24 April 2009 22:49

If you touched it..I hope you washed your hands.

udeserveditbro69 | 0

#4460510 - Sunday 20 May 2012 23:19

U look like a fag

By Kandyland | 11

#188965 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:25

kitkat98_fml | 0

#2745021 - Friday 24 June 2011 0:28

damn, that sucks!

corinna12124 | 0

#4488856 - Sunday 27 May 2012 20:37

Wow I'd never be able to look at my parents the same way again it would scar me for life

VeganVampyre | 26

#5593393 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 5:46

You think finding pictures is bad? I got to see the real thing when I apparently got home earlier than expected and found my mom and stepdad doing it on the couch. *shudder*

By sadlife67 | 0

#209019 - Monday 18 May 2009 17:22

what sex shop did they get it at lol

cybRuser | 16

#6522315 - Thursday 28 January 2016 15:15

this is so sick

By guitar43 | 0

#210422 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:55

...... id feel so awkward looking at my parents again.

By ddrluna | 2

#216508 - Thursday 21 May 2009 5:40

Whoa, shit, you mean YOUR parents didn't take the vote of celibacy when you guys were old enough to realize what sex was? Sucks to be you, everyone else's parents did that.

...Oh wait, no they didn't. Grow up.