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Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

By Time for a haircut - / Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:05 / United States
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  freshko21  |  6

So you're ok with Oap looking like a girl and acting like one too? Strange advice...

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  soccerstar1996  |  18

How much do you want to bet that the neighbor was a gun slingin' ex marine whereas OP is a blonde dude with a JB haircut?

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Probably more than a JB haircut. Maybe more like the sprite from Strangled Red (only people who read pokemon creepypastas might get the reference)

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  fareith  |  15

114 - Girls are genetically weaker than men. This is simply due to genetic makeup. Our testosterone levels help us to build muscles, while women do not have the same level of testosterone. I'm not bashing women, I'm just pointing out that you have no reason to accuse the man of sexism. Also, it is a traditional sign of respect to women.

By  sexyboi1985  |  27

Oh boy !

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  iazy9  |  14

Oh boy? This is nothing. FML = Fuck my life. Being mistaken for a girl is not "life fucked" worthy. Damn, the term FML is so mis-used...

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81- FML is supposed to be fairly light hearted and somewhat humorous. The site is to read about minor misfortunes or witty anecdotes, not about true tragedies. If you want to read about lives getting actually ruined, there are plenty of other websites to check out.

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  rockfreak333  |  7

Aaaaand technically, medusa never existed....

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  Enslaved  |  36

Medusa was so beautiful that Poseidon raped her. Athena was upset that this act took place in her temple and blamed Medusa, who was the victim (Not uncommon now a days). Her beauty was her curse so she was cursed furthermore. Also when Perseus beheaded Medusa, her blood mixed with the ocean bore the winged horses Pegasus and Chrysaor (Poseidon was their father) ***Gotta love the History Channel.

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  Enslaved  |  36

Nope. Medusa was a faithful priestess to Athena and swore her chastity, only to be victimized and banished. Remember-- Athena is the Goddess of War. (She was one of the guys!) Btw I didn't thumb you down (I never do) (:

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  TheDrifter  |  23

In ancient Greek the words are the same, it's a contextual difference that let's you know which they mean. Though, as a chaste priestess, an affair would be considered non consensual by her patron deity, they're not known for being big in sharing.

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  TheDrifter  |  23

I've noticed large numbers of teen boys wearing girls skinny legged pants and v necks, couple that with a Beiber cut and most older folk would miss the fashion and just see either a girl or a transvestite. I made that mistake a number of times before my kids informed me that it was current fashion.

By  oj101  |  33

Justin Beiber, is that you?

By  Demonfish  |  14

Don't worry OP, I've been mistaken for a girl before because of my long hair as well, though that was before I actually started getting facial hair :P Anyway, Internet hi five! For having long hair in common! Yay!

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  DracoSpirita  |  21

I have extremely short hair for a girl and I am constantly being mistaken for a boy, despite the fact that I have boobs and I wear makeup. I empathize with the both of you.

By  Adhdkid107  |  9

Man boobs?

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