Love: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

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You deserved it 67 126

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 253

You deserved it 43 635

By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 096

You deserved it 2 619

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 235

You deserved it 5 159

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 856

You deserved it 7 059

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 017

You deserved it 3 788

By HardTimes - 02/06/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 165

You deserved it 191

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 670

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 666

You deserved it 39 395

Where to now?

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 05:55 - United States

Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 743

You deserved it 2 227

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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You deserved it 27 391

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"

Comments

spoonboy 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:38

I wouldn't want to live in a small trailer, either. Who does, really?

aback 4

Friday 19 June 2009 1:10

With an apartment, you're throwing your money away. If he has a paid-for trailer, he can save money towards a nice house. Just because he's living in a trailer now doesn't mean he always will. I'd rather be with somebody who can manage their money than with somebody who buys themselves way more house than they can afford just so they can impress shallow bitches.

tehukiso 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:48

Anyone old enough to get a job who doesn't have a physical or mental disability deserves it completely if they live in a trailer. Apartments aren't that expensive and neither is making enough money to pay for one. I wouldn't feel bad for him at all.

mattmag 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:52

Lol don't worry too much until he takes you on a date to a cockfight.

Brooke7578 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:59

Geez, you guys FREAK OUT making your own assumptions. She probably just wasn't thinking and trying to make conversation. He was her *new* boyfriend. Maybe she wasn't sure what to talk about with him? Oh, and before I date someone I don't say "Oh, hey, by the way, do you live in a trailer?" How was she supposed to know if he lived in a trailer or not? Just saying.

wasabipeas 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:09

Trailers really aren't that bad. My grandparents live in one and it's very nice - clean, spacious, nice garden, etc. They only fit the trashy stereotype if you choose to adorn them with plastic lawn gnomes.

SarlaccBits 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:19

Wow, way to be a judgmental jerk. Not everyone can afford to live in a nice big home and at least those people have a damn roof over their heads. Why don’t you pull yours out of your ass.

MetalCraze 11

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:34

man I hate the perasumtions about ppl who live in trailers THEY ARE NORMAL EVERYDAY PPL If you can't deal with it he needs to dump your shallow ass

ipoopinmypants 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:57

hey, if he actually had the money he would be driving you home... you have to think about these things

loto_fml 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:29

"and I am NOT trailer trash" How do you know? ;) It's like saying "I'm NOT tacky." That's not really something one should judge themselves.

ipoopinmypants 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:59

hey, if he actually had the money he would be driving you home... you have to think about these things

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:04

I did live in one for two years when going to college. It was more expensive than the dorms because I had to pay for heating in addition to utilities and rent while the fees for the dorms were bundled together. I ended up paying 600 a month from the 400 the landlady told me. The dorms? 450 but I didn't have to obey school rules like curfew so it worked out for me.

jeansnpearls 21

Tuesday 15 December 2015 4:32

I had my own trailer in college too. I kept it nice and clean and shit I was damn proud cuz I paid for it all MYSELF and made my own damn rules! None of my friends could even say they had their own place. My trailer ended up being the place everyone -RICH AND POOR- hung out! We wouldn't trade those memories for the world!

ayashe 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:09

I don't blame you, I completely understand. And the rest of you should maybe go check out a trailer park or try living in one for a few months, then you'll change your tune. And not any of those fancy ones some of you seem to think exist. A REAL one. There's a reason there's a term called "trailer trash." I know, I'm part hick.