Cars, Accident, Insects and Transportation: Flying around

Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By funnnyyyyy -_- - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:02

Fly 1 - OP 0

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:02

Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:52

You're a hazard.

zowieandzander77 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:14

OP you're a moron. Never in my life have a thought gee better close my mouth when I see a fly for fear it would fly into my mouth. I highly doubt it flew up your nose either...maybe landed near your nose giving you ample time to swat it away.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:25

See, I made a slightly stupid comment but yours is over the top...

tsim_fml 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:20

you sure it wasnt caroline? (Roses reference by Outkast)

maxximum98 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:54

If a fly goe up your nose it is a sign of the devil

White_Knightspc 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:02

You were out smarted by a fly.

bkkh_frnks 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:03

damn flies.

HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:27

God I hate flies.. Especially when I'm trying to sleep and they keep flying at and into my ears, drives me nuts. **** flies, and apparently your life.

123zc1 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:40

"You gave that ditch a car. Ditches love cars"

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:12

Maybe the DMV should start bringing flies along for driving tests. If you can't control your vehicle when bothered by a tiny insect, you shouldn't be driving.