Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
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WCARlover 34

Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

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Okamigurl 16

So, um, why didn't you roll the windows down...?

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Enslaved 36

Probably would have been her next plan if the fly didn't go up her nose first.(:

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breezyblue33 19

Exactly what I was thinking! :P

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DocBastard 38

Instead of closing your mouth, how about opening the window, moron.

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ohmandapants 16

All along we've thought flies were stupid...but in reality they are evil geniuses.

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bubo_fml 10

Was the fly unzipped?

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CRiiSPY_fml 0

I gave that ditch a car Ditches love cars...

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FMLinCA 12

Why didn't you roll down the window and try to get it out? This is dumb and you deserved it. Lol.

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perdix 29

The fly liked your singing and got pissed off when you stopped. Never leave the audience hanging! It's a Rule of Show Business.

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weepingangel_fml 7

Open your window next time?

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