Transportation: Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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chasing_adalia 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:49

If you forgot to close your sun roof, you definitely deserve it.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Haha, should've thought about that before.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Haha, should've thought about that before.

coolster56 0

Monday 19 April 2010 12:38

this reminds me of top gear when they try to make a convertival people carrier and when it goes through the car wash they somehow set the car wash on fire they then run.

chasing_adalia 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:49

If you forgot to close your sun roof, you definitely deserve it.

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Friday 2 July 2010 2:12

haha epic fail!!

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

rofl in a waffle that was entertaining

bridgette5866 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:13

No, your comment was entertaining. But nice wording, OP.

llSgtScopell 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

Im sure you just panicked under pressure. SHITS WEAK

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:54

Well, now the inside of your car is definitely going to need a cleaning out. At least you're right there.

insane_chick 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:54

Ouch... I sure hope your interior is okay. but you should have checked all your windows before going into the car wash.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:55

so how's that leather interior now?

tick_tock 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:55

This is lame. YDI.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:55

You deserved it for not paying attention.

esklstar 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:03

that sucks fyl but ydi for not putting it up in the first place so its kind of 50 -50

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