Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
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PlutoSA 0
I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.
drakem 7
what a fail
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fullmetalshrimp 0
Why don't people look at things BEFORE they insert them into their mouths and at least stop to check the expiration date? YDI.
cadeau_fml 0
ydi for not checking the package first!
fmlx1211 0
how does tht happen?
ColdGold 6
Delicious white powder doughnuts? (Those aren't even good.)
And_Jelly 0
Better go to the doctor because you just ate a bunch of bacterium.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"Bacterium" is the singular, so you should say "a bunch of bacteria" which is the plural. But mold isn't even bacteria; it's fungus. Your post sucks. You fail both science and English forever.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I always heard/saw "culture" used (interchangably with "colony") to denote a colony of bacteria that was deliberately grown, like in a Petri dish. The word "bacteria" is simply the plural of "bacterium". I demonstrate the usage of all: "I took a swab of bacteria from YOUR MOM'S cooch, and started a culture for future study".
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Sounds like my idea of a good time.
fynn7kill 0
How retarded can you get?
Igor_g5 0
You don't look at it before you eat it? dumbfuck.
welderchick87 0
Didn't you think it was weird that the donuts were (most likely) rock hard when you picked them up?
doofinsmurf 0
idiot.
BoyBeyond 0
That is nasty you got to be a disgusting slob of a person to not know hey those donuts aren't good. Also now i really can go for some of those white powdered and chocolate dohnuts. DAMN