Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
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PlutoSA 0
I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.
drakem 7
what a fail
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Comments (127)
WiseGuy79 14
Powdered donuts suck ass anyway so you fully deserve it haha
tayza249 20
You must not be very observant if you didn't realise that you had the donuts sitting there for that long, unless you bought the pack at some kind of shady discount shop. either way ydi for not checking the date on it, but also fyl, the next few hours/days will be very unpleasant..
Jimboom 12
I know you obviously have self control issues when donuts are right there in front of you, but next time just look before you eat.
Action_Bastard 0
Everyone knows only twinkies are the only delicious packaged snacks that lasts forever!!!
Independantlove 0
I lol'd at this xD
SkullCanddi 0
**** Yea!!
Jhtaylor 0
your gonna die now!
ohhsnappitsme 15
Didn't you notice the mold on the donut? Or the expiration date? Things won't be so nice eight hours after you ate the donut...
cbr600_fml 0
y is that ***** so scared????
memiimariee 0
lmao. ^^winn^^
42billybob 5
this is why we don't put shit in our mouths without looking.
rety1 13
WTF?! who let's doughnuts just sit around for a year and a half!!???
twinmum_fml 6
who doesn't check the expiry date before buying baked goods? do u check your milk? I doubt it. you are an idiot. YDI
nerdsgetmehot 23
Doughnuts covered in mold would probably have a distinctly bad smell.
drrumbe02 3
you like this app dont u?
RachelHellYeah 0
haha I think she does!!! I see a comment from her on like every fml!! but I love this app too, so I'm sort of being a hypocrite.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#40 For me it's not an app, I don't have an iPhone. I'm just on my computer. And I don't work in the mornings, so yeah, I do have some extra time on my hands.
Schizomaniac 24
If you think she's the only one who comments on every FML, you're sadly mistaken.
RachelHellYeah 0
I know she's not, she's one of the many.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I am but a novice in terms of being a "regular poster."