FML : Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me a chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed...

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Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me a chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 November 2018 12:00 /

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By melisssa87 | 29

#7728285 - Sunday 25 November 2018 14:07

That’s not a friend, that’s an enemy feeding you worms

By RichardPencil | 26

#7728241 - Sunday 25 November 2018 12:35

Chocolate that’s expired tastes like crap. How did you get past the first bite?

And don’t be friends with regifters!

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By RichardPencil | 26

#7728241 - Sunday 25 November 2018 12:35

Chocolate that’s expired tastes like crap. How did you get past the first bite?

And don’t be friends with regifters!

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melisssa87 | 29

#7728284 - Sunday 25 November 2018 14:06

It’s time to de-gift

By melisssa87 | 29

#7728285 - Sunday 25 November 2018 14:07

That’s not a friend, that’s an enemy feeding you worms

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RichardPencil | 26

#7728330 - Sunday 25 November 2018 17:19

With friends like that, who need enemas?

By Paul B. Gyurcsanszky | 14

#7728516 - Monday 26 November 2018 3:11

With friends like that who needs enemies?

By Charlie Given | 19

#7728548 - Monday 26 November 2018 5:31

those weren't worms they were maggots 😨😵🤢

By Hoeksche | 9

#7728652 - Monday 26 November 2018 11:49

that must have been low quality chocolate, good quality chocolate only gets a bit of a white layer on top of it, but nothing else changes to it.

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WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7728769 - Monday 26 November 2018 17:56

Still disgusting

By WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7728768 - Monday 26 November 2018 17:55

I hope you dropped the friend.

By OnReceivingEnd | 11

#7728910 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 2:49

Old gift, new EX-friend.

By Taurus_ChicKa | 34

#7729355 - Wednesday 28 November 2018 3:28

Awww man, I should NOT have been eating chocolate fudge when reading this...

By Xavier K. Valdez | 7

#7766218 - Saturday 9 February 2019 0:13

They weren't worms... maggots! lol

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