By Anonymous - Australia
Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

proff, you seriously need some new material. telling the same joke over and over isn't cutting it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh...

Now you try it.

  lajaynay  |  15

At least Proff numbered them for us. I don't think I would have been able to EVER count the amount of stupidity in his comment. Thank you, Proff.

  lajaynay  |  15

Yes, 61, because you're obviously the smart one. Who ever said OP even loaded the dishwasher? It's highly possible that OP didn't and never saw the knife.

  Kurg  |  0

your moms a jerk dude. I agree, tell her off.
(and stress it alot, like "maybe it hit a major artery ooooh owwwwww it hurts!!" then collapse)

  MrsDruidess  |  23

thank you!! I told my in-laws the same thing when I was unloading theirs, they said "it could damage the basket" . . .

hummm possible minor nicks and cuts to a plastic basket, or cuts and stab wounds to humans. . . that's a hard one (sarcasm)