Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
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PlutoSA 0
I predict a sudden, violent bowel movement in your near future.
drakem 7
what a fail
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Comments (127)
jazz3yndkan3 0
dude wtf? i read this nd was eating a powdered sugar doughnut now i cant fuking finish it wat an epic fail tho i cant believe ur stuoid enough not to notice things lik that wait r u colour blind cause thatll explian y u didnt notice them being the wrong colour!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Hello jazz3yndkan3. I'm Trollz4daLULZ, a magical Giraffe of Literacy! Allow me to be your guide during this magical journey into the world of basic English composition! I will rewrite your entire post into what it SHOULD look like. Ready? Then off we go! "Dude, WTF? I read this and was eating a powdered sugar doughnut. Now I can't ******* finish it. What an epic fail, though. I can't believe you're stupid enough not to notice things like that. What are you, color blind? I ask that because it would explain why you didn't notice their being the wrong color!" Now that we're nearing the end of our fantastical quest for literacy, I must ask you a question: how the **** could you spell "powdered sugar doughnut" correctly, but **** up almost every other single word?!
st0n333d 0
Attention we have a winner!!!
mikey0505 0
Ydi for letting your greedy mouth be your eyes haven't you heard of looking at you food?
SkullCanddi 0
I Have Never Heard Of A Mold That Looks Exactly Like Powdered Sugar. I May Be Wrong, But Maybe You Should Take The Time Look At What You're Eating.
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
Lmao, that's so sick! You should get checked lol.
UofLCardFan08 6
This is why you look at experarion dates on food packages.
Tayfabs 0
Ewww
CrAzImArIe2012 0
#13 you are so adorable! >.<
carlymac09 2
don't eat donuts they make you obease
Sam_13161821 0
That exact same thing happened to me the other day!
jjrebel26 0
ydi for having a crusty asshole