Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
Life is an hallucination.
himoonkey 8
It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?
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Comments (122)
perdix 31
Are you sure you are not an only child and your "brother" is just a hallucination?
misskelskels 0
I think your brother just misunderstood what the doctor said when he told him he needed more mushrooms in his diet. Whoops!
linkinpark98 24
*cough cough* And what medicine is he taking? May I know the name please? *wink wink*
badactor009 0
All the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players. Performers and portrayers. Each another's audience upon the gilded stage.
Dnigz13 4
Tell him to share lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Sounds like Cheech and Chong!
prettigrlwrock 0
Is the "medication" marijuana??
myopinioncounts 3
no its not
Awnonymous 4
Marijuana doesn't make you hallucinate. And hallucinations don't make you go crazy - going crazy makes you go crazy. Just because he is hallucinating doesn't mean he is going to kill you. If you approached him about it he would probably laugh about it.
some_girl9 8
You think that marijuana causes hallucinations? Aw, you're adorable.
sirdanielson 5
go write this crap in your diary! this aint FML material..FAIL.
CrazyGirl445 4
back when I was about 2. I had hives all over my body and I was constantly hullicinating. my mom took me to the ER and they kept sending me home little did anyone know I had a (at the time ) rare heart diease that hardly any one had seen in America. true story. so why don't yall shut your mouth? (:
CrazyGirl445 4
and no. I wasn't checked out from the hallucination and found the heart disease. since I was so far along in the disease it caused hallucination,hives,and turning purple