Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
Life is an hallucination.
himoonkey 8
It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?
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Comments (122)
skyeyez9 25
Did the llama appear to him in the living room?
skyeyez9 25
I had a hallucination in my last house I lived in....or maybe it was a ghost. Not sure. It was a black Man (not the ethnic type, but solid black like a shadow), tall, thin build and wore a bowlers hat. He wasn't see thru. First time I saw him I was still unpacking my house to get settled and it scared me cause I thought it was a burglar. I peeked into the living room where it walked to he was gone. There was no place he could have went. Windows were still shut and locked. No doors. I only saw him that one time.
abbynoelle 1
This isn't an FML, this is plain funny!!
graphicstyle7 17
Um... since he is obviously not fit to drive, why don't you step in a bit more and TAKE him to a doctor?
obviousboy 8
Well... Duh. :P
bobbed_shadow 5
Sweet!!!!! Were can I get some?!?!?!
crablegs 2
See you later mountain face!
Kibaruto 33
As long as the 'doctor' wasn't named Doctor Purnell, I think he's fine.
Calyx_fml 22
Did he get the medicine from a witch doctor?
IntoTheClouds 42
Clearly your life is ******, OP. *eyeroll*