Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
Life is an hallucination.
himoonkey 8
It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?
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Comments (122)
LittleGreenPaola 23
so creepy.........
katcot99 11
Your face is creepy...oh wait there is no face.......even creepier..
dr00ms 0
How is theirs your fml?
rattusrattus 19
It's not, it's just funny.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wut?
janerose21 3
This when u take out ur party dress up doctor outfit, pretend to be a doctor, then say I am going to refer you to one of my colleagues who we NEED to see right now in hospital!!!
CrazyGirl445 4
last time I halluciated I had a heart disease. get it checked out.
DocBastard 40
Uh...what? I think if you make a list of the top 100 reasons for hallucinations, heart disease won't be on it. Not to mention the fact that OP clearly says the medication is causing it...
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Listen to Doc, he knows best. After all, he IS a doctor. :P
42istheanswer 27
Maybe 42 meant that while they were getting checked for the hallucinating that they found the heart problem. Maybe? I don't know, I am not a doctor, and have no idea what I am talking about. But who knows maybe I'm right.
calivianya 29
Your brother has boring hallucinations.
hollie77 6
i'll have what he's having. ;)
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Zelda
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Apparently I can't comment with heart 0_o Oh well I LOOOVE ZELDA!
perdix 31
I hope he paid the hallucinatory co-pay with hallucinatory cash (pocket lint, thumb tacks and gummy worms.)
pjmommy 9
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