Intimacy: Family Matters

Family Matters

By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 8 681

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 162

By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 678

You deserved it 2 467

By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 5 233

Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

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You deserved it 14 523

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML

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You deserved it 97

By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 2 436

By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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You deserved it 4 267

All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 649

You deserved it 3 350

Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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You deserved it 291

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 156

You deserved it 3 568

unholymasta 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:02

I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:05

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

Comments

Wildghost123 13

Friday 18 April 2014 20:40

ultra betrayal

shujaswati 20

Saturday 10 May 2014 15:04

i'm surprised u still calling him "my boyfriend"

Vince_Masuka 12

Wednesday 18 June 2014 3:53

Get 'er done!!!!!!

lizzy9147 10

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:57

I think ur dad helped u and himself at the same time because both of the people u love we're seeing each other

bossxxlady 5

Saturday 20 September 2014 9:41

That's some jerry spring sh*t... And you're moms kind of a wh*re.. I don't know how I could look at my mom after that. Sorry. Fyl

kutemotoka 15

Friday 10 October 2014 19:49

Daaamn your life sucks. Seriously. It does!

hellowisaid 15

Monday 13 October 2014 23:27

Woah that's messed up

Ilikepie82479 20

Wednesday 3 December 2014 1:21

Holy cow that's crazy

supertacowaffle 41

Monday 15 December 2014 22:32

Jeremy Kyle shit

Drosophila82 18

Thursday 12 March 2015 6:19

Oh wow... I'm sorry about that mess. That's effed up!

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Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

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Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

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