whyme102008
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Family Matters
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
drunkboysgf
Canada
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
blondebarbie271
Center Barnstead, United States
Jailbird
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML
No one special.
United States
Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
notasgood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All in the family
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
Anonymous
Fun for all the family
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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unholymasta 4
I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.
marinus_fml 19
At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!
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Comments (588)
hurley12 30
Didn't know you could cram that much into such a short FML, damn!
fluteguyfromny 6
what a ************
awesumous 16
Good dad, bad mom and (hopefully now ex-) boyfriend
tkeeton46 17
I don't think I'd ever be able to look at my mother the same way again if that happened to me.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
That's really ****** up
Juils 5
Your life sounds like it's fifty shades of ****** up. I'm so sorry.
greenwaveguy1289 8
Welcome to Texas
bassfisher100 23
i cant even imagine..
BstMode 14
Lmao, only in Texas, eh, or West Virginia
tin_cup 27
Jerry Springer where we come!