Pranks, Awkward, Party and Miscellaneous: False pretenses

False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By fail - 16/01/2011 01:50 - Canada

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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DreMaMa 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:46

Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.

lmmmr 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:47

Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, **** yah brah!

Comments

jem1991 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:14

lmao scrabble tournament? lame much? the real FML here would be if you were actually into that kind of stuff

deddica33 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:18

this really isnt an "FML" moment, id say your life just got a lottt better!

Walt_1990 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:28

Beer Pong FTW! Sounds like fun.

xOpheliacx 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:29

Why is this an FML? Beer pong is amazing =]

flippsizzle 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:30

why is that an FML? just tell them that to convince ur dad it was a scrabble party, you brought the book...Then play pong! Sounds chill to me.

Jarlais 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:40

So?

ledzeplover 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 6:58

I'm with #74. i dont see the problem? you sound like a loser though. are you sure you were even invited to this party?

jmeg_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:01

i mean, i like scrabble, but pong's good too. if you don't like beer then byod. vodka and hawaiian punch is awesome, and cheap if bought in large quantities. dude extra points for the scrabble dictionary too, then you can use it to play DRUNK scrabble.

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:14

Haha, drunk scrabble! (#79) It's what the rowdy nerds play. Well... did you play beer pong?? It's an FML because his friends lied... and he believed it. Even his dad. I think it is very funny that your dad gave you the dictionary. He wants you to contribute to the tournament! I'm guessing he doesn't get out much. But I understand where the OP is coming from. In high school I used to lie to my "innocent friends" to get them to party/get drunk, other wise they would feel left out ( i wasn't a very good friend :/ ) very funny, this made me laugh.