Videos: "I'll never drink again!" - FML

"I'll never drink again!"

By Lewis - 16/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris

Never say never!

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cbchawks 14

Sunday 16 December 2018 3:03

I wish I could get that drunk. . . . and make it to the bathroom. that was the important part. I'm running out of couches to throw away

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cbchawks 14

Sunday 16 December 2018 3:03

I wish I could get that drunk. . . . and make it to the bathroom. that was the important part. I'm running out of couches to throw away

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