Intimacy: Experimentation

Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:55

Was it already glazed?

oped01 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:59

So he was "dunkin the donut"

Comments

Alihb 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:02

EZIO!!!!!!!!!!!""

pie_flavor 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 9:16

He didn't go take a flying **** at a rolling donut, but close enough.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Monday 28 October 2013 3:55

What a waste of a donut

ihuneiti12 9

Sunday 2 February 2014 7:37

your brother was really dunkin the donut lmao!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 23:04

As anyone on this site heard of locking the door? Or at least closing it

WooHooBar 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 14:33

Knock then, you rude bitch!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 17 June 2015 2:02

I can never look at donuts the same again.

Octopudding 17

Saturday 15 August 2015 10:20

I donut think I could under that either.

InteresingMan 5

Thursday 9 June 2016 6:50

Why would he put a perfectly good donut to waste?

yehnah 1

Monday 27 March 2017 12:33

did he eat the donut?

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