Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
MsNight 1
YDI OP. It's fine to make fun of something you hate, but you went out of your way to be a douche about it. If someone thought you were ugly, would you prefer they think it privately or go to your house and yell it out for all to hear? I bet not the latter so Y really DI!
blink_kid 32
That's what you get for bitchin' about Potter.
tne201992 12
That's what you get for hating on Harry Potter!! Damn trolls these days -_-
Sanch101 7
There are far too many trolls in the UK. It looks like this one got burned.
hermitknut 22
I can't believe that no one has made a "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!" comment yet...
PlastikSeraph 2
OP, ya dun goof'd. They backtracked your ip and reported it to the cyber-police; CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!
Thewoog34 0
You clearly have no idea what Anonymous is if you are legitimately scared. Trolling is hilarious (my YT channel, Thewoog34, is almost dedicated to it) but you have to be smart about it and not be such a scaredy-cat.
m3lyc 18
You deserved it, asshole. Alot of people, me included grew up with it. I was 11 IIRC when the philosophers stone was purchased by my mum on VHS. Since then I've been hooked on both the movies and the books. I still have both the full series of books and DVDs. I'm 24 now and still love it.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Despite the fact that YDI, I wouldn't worry too much. Anonymous has bigger issues to deal with than someone hating on Harry Potter.
Voldy_fml 16
You're a dumbass OP.