Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
greeneye_fml 12
You deserve it. Next time go troll Twitards, Anonymous doesn't give a shit about them.
Obvious8 3
That's because Harry Potter is for little kids. Especially nerdy ones, which sadly comprises of most of the people on the internet (and probably in Anonymous too). Well, they probably aren't kids anymore, but Harry Potter is for a bunch of nerdy 18 to 21 year olds.
awitchwithawand 5
YDI! No one makes fun of the Boy Who Lived!! Stupid muggle!
F0reverAl0ne 5
One does not simply "have fun" by making fun of a popular piece of culture. Personally, I do not like the series, but I don't see why people "compare" it to twilight. One is a book with many contradictions that cause it to bore me, while the other is a more well thought out series that just doesn't appeal to me. OP, TRI simply for the attempted trolling. By putting yourself on that forum, you brought it upon yourself. ;)
FaeTuathaDe 4
If that's for kids idk what is cause that stuff gets dark!! It's for everyone dude. Growing up with it at the same age they are it'll always be a part of my life even after I'm 30!!! 40!!!
ASD_K 11
Don't troll HP forums. Ydi. Actually, just don't troll forums. Period. Except for Twilight ones... There's a blog saying stuff like "Twilight is better because HP is a facist dictator! Idk what facist means but he still is a facist dictator!"
Quikraptor 8
YDI. Internet justice is a swift and powerful thing.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Okay I hate Harry Potter too, and I find Twilight to be a far superior series, but I wouldn't be so lame as to create an account on a forum with the sole intention of trolling. Unfortunately there are a lot of people out there who think HP is a fantastic series, but you're making all non-fans like me look bad by doing that. YDI
zipster99 6
A far superior series!!!!!!! WHAT?! x) I agree the books are good but they are nowhere near at the same level as Harry Potter :')
charvisioku 22
Twilight? Really? Dear god mate. The terrible writing 'style' isn't even a small part of what's wrong with that series. Sigh. But apart from that, I agree with you.
ImZack 4
Lol! That was Anonymous Gvt! He was telling me about this the other day.. Holy shot.. Small world
G_of_teh_T 3
i hit YDI after the first sentence -.-