Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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Top comments
mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
whySkye 12
One does not mess with the Harry Potter fandom and get away with it. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you...
Solano2580 24
Harry Potter sucks (not trolling, i genuinely hate it)
justfml22 13
I hope that The Dark Lord Voldemort will get to you.
Severus_Snape_ 23
In case you haven't noticed, life isn't fair.
haydenhall1733 6
Anonymous isn't a group or organization it's a ton of people who have never met and are good with computers and share the same values
Darren_Zix 12
I honestly don't enjoy Harry Potter. Just not my type of film. This is only a personal opinion so fangirls, back off
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Get a life and quit trolling dude. Internet trolls are bigger lowlives than the people they make fun of.
THswagPLAYA 1
YOU do realize that us anonymous don't just attack trolls right so whoever did that is a disgrace you the name
marina1996 5
guess next time you'll think before acting like a **** huh?
repKyle95 24
You're still a ******** for specifically joining a forum to attend ahir, but the Harry Potter love after everything JK has said is kinda... skeevy. Lol