Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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Top comments
mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
PatRme 9
Anonymous is still a thing?
bluejayscheer 7
Don't mess with Harry Potter.
KingCeltic77 18
Your lucky they didn't use the crucial is curse on you.
unpossible 26
I think you mean the cruciatus curse. I know this proves a point about Harry Potter nerds, but still...
KingCeltic77 18
Thats what I meant. Damn autocorrect.
ellytoad 13
Trolls may be annoying as heck, but I hope you don't get harmed.
KVKdragon 26
YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!!! >:(
SarahBearah1995 11
That comment is FULL of win. XD
caitigirl13 3
Hahaha!!! Hermione yelling at Malfoy quote XD
KVKdragon 26
Thanks. I try my best ;)
BabyShane 0
What is Anonymous?
smartman136 8
We are your banker, your mail man, your next door neighbor. Your father, your mother. We are everyone and no one. We have no official members as we are just an idea. We stand for truth, justice and the freedom of information and knowledge to the people. I suggest you research us. If you search you can find us.
Shrike 24
ROFL. Anonymous has no leaders, no central authority, nothing. Anyone who wants to be part of it automatically becomes part of it. You can't label that. It's made up of some good people, a lot of security experts, and a SHIT-TON of little kids like you who go off with the melodramatic, cliche "we are legion" shit to make yourselves feel all big and tough. By the way, "real" members don't admit to being members, and they sure as hell don't brag about it. Grow up, kid.
smartman136 8
No. He didnt. Also we frankly dont give a rats ass. As always we are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget, this time, dont expect us. We couldn't care less.
fbear10 5
You dont make fun of Harry Potter, let that be a lesson in life, you say shit about harry potter :)
mojita 7
You don't make fun of Harry Potter and get away with it, you filthy muggle!
lexiieeex3 32
Wait what? Does anyone else think this is poorly worded?
fbear10 5
Well,if you thought it was poorly worded, then once youve read the first few comments from people who did understand this FML you would probably understand it too.