Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
Britt125 16
Muggles never learn, do they? That's what you get for being a troll, not saying that was an appropriate reaction, but you still deserved it.
AznSamoan52 10
Harry Potter is badass. Trolling is definitely not for you Op.
DaDezza244 31
It doesn't matter how old you are. Harry Potter is the best and YDI for insulting The Great Harry Potter.
the_true_batman 10
ANONYMOUS IS LEGION LOL NEVAR FORGIVE NEVAR FORGET EXPECT US LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : _105 How is Harry Potter or Twilight offensive? I could careless about either, I'm just curious though.
RogueWarrior869 23
To a lot of Christians, Harry Potter is evil as they thought it was popularizing Devil's magic and the like. They even refused donations of anything Harry Potter related at the Salvation Army. It made papers a few years ago. Twilight? It just seems to be offensive to everyone who likes good books and found out it was called that.
BatGirl596 6
Aww dude seriously? You gotta be hatin on Harry Potter? Why can't it be like Twilight or some crap like that? I love Harry Potter its much better than Twilight I must admit
Maciejas 8
Could have been worse. You could have messed with bronies. Still, it IS a kids/teen series, as awesome as it is. And while it's still enjoyable for adults, being 30 or 40 and writing Harry/Voldemort slash fic is... kinda sad.
melrose90210 10
You have no life. Don't **** with Potter.
admad_fml 1
Well that's weird, why would they change Your post to something like that. Aren't all Potter readers kinda gay?:D I thought it's pretty clear while You register on such a forum, they failed bro ;)
anthonyzerante 1
Holy moly