Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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Top comments
mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
skidr0jr 6
Anonymous is legion
wironandine 8
You are so pathetic. Wow!
wonderfool1990 2
lmfao,thats a genius!!!!!
jtjtjt 1
You, you foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
robberry 11
That's what you get for trolling.
kitsune3 20
Dammit, why doesn't my keyboard have an "avada kedavra" key?
TheMotorCity 6
What does that last sentence about anonymous mean?
Jarey 2
Anonymous is, or are, the members of the website called 4Chan. Lord help you if they get your person details (Which they will if you've pissed them off) they'll start doing shit like endless prank calls / sending pizzas to your house, or signing you up to a bunch of spam sites. Serious, some guy posted a picture on the internet of him standing in the Lettuce tubs at Burger King, within 20 minutes that poor sod's boss knew about it and he was fired. Anonymous does some shit, man.
nevermoremarni 3
Don't **** with Harry Potter man, it's Sirius shit.
kitsune3 20
I see what you-know-who did there. ;)
FML_Elle 17
You deserve it. Your kind of trolling is nothing but bullying little kids
PunkySpunky78 15
I hate anon they are bunch of immature grow ups who weren't raised right by there parents I should know my ex bf is one of them he in his 30's