Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
rivaraven 35
YDI. NEVER insult Harry Potter in front of us!
Gister 0
Why did you feel the need to make people feel bad for having interest in Harry Potter?
griffy14 9
I wouldn't worry too much about your information. Not much anyone can do with your "information" but you shouldn't troll forums.
UltimateGIRness 16
Ok I might be wrong,but my little cousin plays this game called moviestarplanet were anonymous is the most famous hacker on their and I was on a Harry potter forum earlier,is that the site you were on cause it's for little kids
horneyhic 15
I ain't been to the south but no damn well where yonder is
lemonzest13 2
I am inlove with Harry potter
jaredofmo 22
Humph. Filthy mudblood.
Warden1986 16
Like you have magic blood in you? Are a Malfoy or Black and etc? No? Hermonie was a mudblood and she was a great witch. Not that I'm stick up for OP, he deserves to be hex with puking up slugs!
horneyhic 15
I'm a longbottom
Nauvea 4
Hot.
AbbyAbyss 5
101- Do you see me fangirling over him? Then no. He is not Malfoy.
samfate 5
technically hes a closed minded muggle like the Dursleys
ehllychan 10
It's hard to tell who was being less mature in this whole story, OP or the forum admins... YDI for trying to troll potterheads in their natural habit and not see that coming (and for trolling at all), but FYL because the site admins actually reacted like the little kids you called them.
mrsmathers17531 5
Not that I am a big fan of Harry Potter, but you deserved it for being a troll.
thecrumpetlord 1
I like lord of the rings more. I guarantee you, it wouldn't have taken Gandalf more than half a book to deal with Voldemorts.
thecrumpetlord 1
Singular Voldemort
Warden1986 16
Completely agree. Gandalf would take maybe a page and a half to beat him. Can't wait for the hobbit!!
Bjuddstr 4
Ron and all gingers around the world are ashamed... and haggard.
Bjuddstr 4
*hagrid... Whew. Thumbs down, please.