Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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mehwhocares 9
Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.
oicu812xD 16
Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.
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Comments (112)
LaughterofCorn 4
You had nothing better to do so you bashed HP on a forum? Yeah, I'd say you deserved it OP.
Mearemoi 14
This is hilarious. YDI, OP. You totally deserved it; Harry Potter is awesome.
Akazuki 26
They jinxed your Harry Potter-hating ass! :D Sounds like the work of Fred and George fans to me. Good for them and YDI for making fun of HP.
Callyn 47
You have to know where you can troll safely. Don't worry, I doubt Anonymous would do anything. They're probably too busy trying to order pizza from a Walmart or trolling Tom Green.
DeadPixel4 29
I don't think you understand who anonymous is.
emeraldisle 30
I'm glad someone put you in your place.
tennisrapper1 14
What place? The banned list or the humiliation corner?
tennisrapper1 14
What place? The banned list or the humiliation corner? EDIT: Sorry I'm on the app and I kept getting the "anti-flood error" message. I guess this comment already posted and I didn't realize it. My bad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
This is hilarious, OP. Also, YDI.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Have some respect, OP.
BubbleGrunge 18
Perhaps you should get a life, OP.
perdix 31
If you're going to be a troll, you've got to stand guard under the bridge to snatch the little goats study go for your bait.
Spencer2597 10
YDI for trying to troll Harry Potter forums. Harry Potter is timeless and for all ages. Go HP! :D