FML : Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt....

Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:00 /

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By MannyWasHere | 10

#7632122 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:13

lol, you got too into character

By IAmClay | 23

#7632123 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:14

Sprinkles alternative

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By BrotherPhil | 32

#7620958 - Tuesday 10 April 2018 1:06

At least you found it in a way that fits the theme.

By MannyWasHere | 10

#7632122 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:13

lol, you got too into character

By IAmClay | 23

#7632123 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:14

Sprinkles alternative

By RichardPencil | 25

#7632124 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:15

That’s pretty good — live flies would be better, ribbitt!

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7632132 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 20:07

froggy froyo

By routerere | 10

#7632144 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 20:57

I can't decide if you should ask for your money back or tip extra for the realism.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7632159 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 21:51

You even found it with your tongue just like a real frog!

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7632167 - Tuesday 8 May 2018 22:17

Sweet Frog sure does live up to its name, where the frogs are so kind, they're willing to share their flies with you.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7632187 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 0:36

I *ribbit* my case.

By dexter420 | 21

#7632203 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:34

Its a frog eat frog world

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