Health and Food: Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 19:00

Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML

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Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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MannyWasHere 12

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:13

lol, you got too into character

IAmClay 24

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:14

Sprinkles alternative

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BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 10 April 2018 1:06

At least you found it in a way that fits the theme.

MannyWasHere 12

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:13

lol, you got too into character

IAmClay 24

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:14

Sprinkles alternative

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:15

That’s pretty good — live flies would be better, ribbitt!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 8 May 2018 20:07

froggy froyo

routerere 10

Tuesday 8 May 2018 20:57

I can't decide if you should ask for your money back or tip extra for the realism.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 8 May 2018 21:51

You even found it with your tongue just like a real frog!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 8 May 2018 22:17

Sweet Frog sure does live up to its name, where the frogs are so kind, they're willing to share their flies with you.

John Nemeth 14

Wednesday 9 May 2018 0:36

I *ribbit* my case.

dexter420 21

Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:34

Its a frog eat frog world

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