FML : Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard...

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yeah why not - / Saturday 6 April 2013 17:06 / Norway

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By floozle702 | 7

#5438067 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:28

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

By DocBastard | 38

#5438114 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!":

"Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

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By CreepInTheCorner | 11

#5438065 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:28

Well at least you know that you can do drugs now..

DudeEvil | 22

#5438158 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:53

What? She can do drugs and perhaps ruin her life because daddy approves?

182crazyking | 9

#5438374 - Sunday 7 April 2013 7:08

Jesus stop advising drug use

By floozle702 | 7

#5438067 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:28

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

HaneenDixon | 16

#5438165 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:59

I'd assume he'd either high five her or ask for some. Or maybe both.

By FlamingTacos | 7

#5438091 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:32

He wants you to be living like Larry

By hryffff | 11

#5438100 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:34

Did you show any signs of depression?

DragonPorn | 15

#6261503 - Monday 13 April 2015 15:44

I hate when people take shit so seriously. You're not taking a record breaking dump, chill.

By DocBastard | 38

#5438114 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!":

"Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Enslaved | 36

#5438254 - Sunday 7 April 2013 4:55

"Surely you can't be serious." :P

gc327072 | 29

#5438284 - Sunday 7 April 2013 5:19

^I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

olpally | 32

#5438369 - Sunday 7 April 2013 7:02

This movie is on HBO channel right now! Lmao! :D

By EmilieAutumn | 7

#5438119 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:39

Seeing parents getting drunk in front of their kids makes me never want to drink.

generalasskicker | 12

#5439281 - Monday 8 April 2013 0:12

Why

By Xotoolyxo | 16

#5438129 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:41

What a lovely dad, I'm a bit jealous

By Bakarra | 22

#5438133 - Sunday 7 April 2013 3:42

Yea c'mon guys lighten up on the dad! He just wants to know if OP would be down for a hangover status adventure that might involve one of them tragically dying...