Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
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CreepInTheCorner
| 11
Well at least you know that you can do drugs now..
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DudeEvil
| 22
What? She can do drugs and perhaps ruin her life because daddy approves?
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182crazyking
| 9
Jesus stop advising drug use
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floozle702
| 7
I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...
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HaneenDixon
| 16
I'd assume he'd either high five her or ask for some. Or maybe both.
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FlamingTacos
| 7
He wants you to be living like Larry
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hryffff
| 11
Did you show any signs of depression?
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DragonPorn
| 15
I hate when people take shit so seriously. You're not taking a record breaking dump, chill.
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DocBastard
| 38
I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!":
"Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"
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Enslaved
| 36
"Surely you can't be serious." :P
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gc327072
| 29
^I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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olpally
| 32
This movie is on HBO channel right now! Lmao! :D
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EmilieAutumn
| 7
Seeing parents getting drunk in front of their kids makes me never want to drink.
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generalasskicker
| 12
Why
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Xotoolyxo
| 16
What a lovely dad, I'm a bit jealous
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Bakarra
| 22
Yea c'mon guys lighten up on the dad! He just wants to know if OP would be down for a hangover status adventure that might involve one of them tragically dying...
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SaxophoneHero
| 12
Eh, might as well do drugs. Then, when you get addicted, make him pay for rehab.
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Blahshabadada
| 10
Completely ruin your life because of something your drunk father said? Genius Idea! -.-
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SaxophoneHero
| 12
Hey, you can meet some quality people in rehab!
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Silly_Lilly6969
| 23
Haha sounds like something my mom would do
"Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"