Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
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andres19 0
that's why you wear protection
ahlun 0
doggy skill requires skill
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Comments (253)
ElMundio87 0
you have a wife that does anal, your life is not remotely ****** in the slightest
h2owen 0
you fail at anatomy
bittersweet1 0
this guy should write naughty novels. nice choice of words lmao. fyl though
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hi
ktdad07 0
Note: Sex from behind does not necessarily mean anal sex. And you can make love, have sex, or **** from any position.
AssDan 0
Agree completely.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, once you're handcuffed to the bed with a motorized ***** shoved up your ass and electric prods clipped to your nipples, I think its well past the "making love" stage and onto full frontal *******.
fred88_fml 0
today, i had an ******. FML
DontBeACreeper 0
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Jrefinne 7
Boink.
edjeff 2
be happy you reached ****** at the same time!
schism7990 0
How is this an fml? You just had sex, then probably laughed your asses off.
MissMaryContrary 3
LOL! My husband posted this. :D And now to answer all those questions: 1. Yes, we continued afterward. We were actually already on round 2. Round 1 was missionary, rounds 2 and 3 were doggy style. (we were trying a new condom brand and it was a lot thicker than we're used to) 2. I was most certainly not faking, thank you very much. I am actually in the small percentage of women that can have multiple orgasms during sex. I was on ****** 4 or so when we bonked heads. 3. Yes, we laughed. I still giggle every time I feel the little goose-egg on the back of my head. 4. You most certainly can make love from behind. We don't have sex for the sake of having sex. We're madly in love and very attracted to each other (we're newlyweds, btw) so every time we have sex it is, in fact, making love. So there.
Larynx 3
MissMaryContrary - you are made of win! :D
joa76 3
You can love each other and still ****. I don't know, I personally feel weird about the phrase "make love." It just bothers me, for some reason. Regardless, though, to me "make love" implies slow, sensual, and intimate, not anything rough or passionate, though I still don't see why we can't just say "have sex" like grown-ups who aren't from the 50s.
MissMaryContrary 3
"Sex" doesn't really mean anything any more. You don't have to be in love to have sex (which I think is dumb, personally) but in order to "make love" you must be in love. *shrug* Different implications, I suppose. I get where you're coming from though.
brittanywolford5 2
that sucks!