Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Top comments
Meowingtons500 18
Get a new favorite shirt OP.
airforce987 20
At least it came from your grandma and not your boss, eh?
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Comments (135)
wlddog 14
Once again you have taken my initial thought and compounded it to a statues of epic proportions. At times I wonder why they don't just call this app Noors comment corner. You are quickly becoming the reason I read these. If your gonna suck up, go big or go home.
congele 6
Try dabbing a little apple vinegar on it. It kills the smell of BO better than anything else
holdenthemonkey 3
It doesn't matter how much deodorant you use; you still have to take showers regularly. Silly Aussie
friedbunnies 9
Why the **** do you wear it so often? Favorite or not... Variety is good!!
1710_fml 0
So the truth comes out about people in Australia they don't shower
AbbyAbyss 5
:/ Sorry, I'm new to FML. I didn't know, I was just complimenting her because I liked her comments.
brandon3747 16
Take a shower then. No big deal. Don't need a FML for that.
suprit246 2
Smelly cat.. Smelly cat.. It's not your fault.. Rofl
olpally 33
It's okay 119... I forgive you... Welcome to FML. just remember what I said and you'll be fine :)
maarten82 2
am I dirty that BO sounds like 'back orifice' to me, instead of 'body odour'?