By cc13799 - 28/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 515
You deserved it 4 384

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Kobe1Kenobi 3

That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.


That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

Don't worry, Aflac will give him the money he needs.

If not the whole amount, they should be able to give OP a de-duck-tion of the total cost.

incoherentrmblr 21

Idk what's worse, sounding like Gilbert Godfried, the parrot from Alladin, or Ben Stein, Ferris Beuller's day off...

Kobe1Kenobi 3

These puns are starting to leave a fowl taste in my mouth.

I'm sorry I just wanted to feel apart of something.

OP should see visit a physician if it's that serious...just hope his doctor isn't a quack!

JMichael 25

At least it's better than sounding like Pee Wee Herman right?

Maybe you could replace the voice of the guy who got fired from Aflac until you get better?

Hot shower and steam can help clear it up.

Good for prank calling.....there is always a positive

Oh SNAP! For some reason that fml made me laugh hard