FML : Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck...

Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cc13799 / Wednesday 28 May 2014 00:13 / United States - Brooklyn

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By Kobe1Kenobi | 3

#5958553 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:00

Your moms a quack

By energizerbunny23 | 18

#5958547 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:55

That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

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By energizerbunny23 | 18

#5958547 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:55

That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

BootheGhost | 6

#5958607 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 13:25

Don't worry, Aflac will give him the money he needs.

cakefete2 | 30

#5958684 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 15:42

If not the whole amount, they should be able to give OP a de-duck-tion of the total cost.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5958941 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 20:15

Idk what's worse, sounding like Gilbert Godfried, the parrot from Alladin, or Ben Stein, Ferris Beuller's day off...

By Brilliant66star | 17

#5958548 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:56

Feel better soon..!

By Kobe1Kenobi | 3

#5958553 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:00

Your moms a quack

ktmla | 14

#5958667 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 15:09

Allergies ducking suck. Sorry OP!

cakefete2 | 30

#5958690 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 15:48

These puns are starting to leave a fowl taste in my mouth.

megstiel | 16

#5959055 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 22:50

Webbed feet

megstiel | 16

#5959059 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 22:55

I'm sorry I just wanted to feel apart of something.

By maxhhh | 18

#5958555 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:01

Aren't allergies a quack?

By PattonGilette2 | 18

#5958563 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:04

9echo | 17

#5958693 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 15:56

OP should see visit a physician if it's that serious...just hope his doctor isn't a quack!

By JMichael | 25

#5958571 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:17

At least it's better than sounding like Pee Wee Herman right?

By silvercamaro | 21

#5958572 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:18

Maybe you could replace the voice of the guy who got fired from Aflac until you get better?

By brandoneyez1 | 25

#5958573 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:18

Hot shower and steam can help clear it up.

By Adam5858 | 17

#5958582 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 12:36

Good for prank calling.....there is always a positive

By DylanHasClass | 17

#5958593 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 13:04

Oh SNAP! For some reason that fml made me laugh hard

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