That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

Don't worry, Aflac will give him the money he needs.

If not the whole amount, they should be able to give OP a de-duck-tion of the total cost.

Idk what's worse, sounding like Gilbert Godfried, the parrot from Alladin, or Ben Stein, Ferris Beuller's day off...

Feel better soon..!

Your moms a quack

Allergies ducking suck. Sorry OP!

These puns are starting to leave a fowl taste in my mouth.

Webbed feet

I'm sorry I just wanted to feel apart of something.

Aren't allergies a quack?

Getter better OP! Take it easy!

OP should see visit a physician if it's that serious...just hope his doctor isn't a quack!

At least it's better than sounding like Pee Wee Herman right?

Maybe you could replace the voice of the guy who got fired from Aflac until you get better?

Hot shower and steam can help clear it up.

Good for prank calling.....there is always a positive

Oh SNAP! For some reason that fml made me laugh hard