By cc13799 - 28/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML
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Kobe1Kenobi 3

Your moms a quack

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energizerbunny23 18

That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

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energizerbunny23 18

That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

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BootheGhost 6

Don't worry, Aflac will give him the money he needs.

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cakefete2 30

If not the whole amount, they should be able to give OP a de-duck-tion of the total cost.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Idk what's worse, sounding like Gilbert Godfried, the parrot from Alladin, or Ben Stein, Ferris Beuller's day off...

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Kobe1Kenobi 3

Your moms a quack

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cakefete2 30

These puns are starting to leave a fowl taste in my mouth.

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megstiel 16

I'm sorry I just wanted to feel apart of something.

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9echo 17

OP should see visit a physician if it's that serious...just hope his doctor isn't a quack!

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JMichael 25

At least it's better than sounding like Pee Wee Herman right?

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silvercamaro 22

Maybe you could replace the voice of the guy who got fired from Aflac until you get better?

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brandoneyez1 25

Hot shower and steam can help clear it up.

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Adam5858 17

Good for prank calling.....there is always a positive

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DylanHasClass 17

Oh SNAP! For some reason that fml made me laugh hard

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