Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Top comments
Meowingtons500 18
Get a new favorite shirt OP.
airforce987 20
At least it came from your grandma and not your boss, eh?
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Comments (135)
Tali147 16
I always thought it was unfair that cartoon characters got to wear the same style of clothes everyday. That would save me so much time. It is official. I am going to buy 32 of the same shirt and pants right now.
spottyblanket 8
Op do you wash the shirt when you are finished? Try handwashing it
ohmyaubrey 14
ohmyaubrey 14
and you could have just given them a negative vote and moved on.
dtemple1110 6
There's this thing we like to do to our clothes. Especially if we wear them a lot. What we do, is wash them.
groupleader 7
Do you hand out lids to soft drinks at a fast food place? If so, be prepared for customers telling you that you are filthy.
kupbel 8
What's BO?
hermitknut 22
Brass Ovaries.
MissMae93 23
63 - I really hope you're joking..
technolove 7
body odor
olpally 33
58- judging by the thumbs up, I'm in the right to call out a kiss-ass and I did thumb her down... Me 1 you 0
brend5033 4
Why would you wear the top to every shift? That's gross
Stanbox2 1
WHy don't you buy 7 shirts exactly the same as your favorite. That way you get to wear it to work everyday and it doesn't smell. Make sure you wash them too.