Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was screamed at and called a "gross bitch" in front of my entire school for wearing deodorant when it’s less than 50 degrees outside. As if I could help the fact that I need deodorant year round… FML
Today, I was told to kill myself. Why? Because I DARED to put on deodorant when it’s cold outside. Apparently, you’re only supposed to need it when it’s hot. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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mike3775 39
If you get that bad of BO, why have you not left a stick of deodorant at work, or in your bag, or your vehicle? My son has a spare in his backpack he takes to work and also a spare at work for his BO.
Vesi 30
Um.. if it's that bad and she cannot smell it.. she might want to go get a little swab test.. =/
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RichardPencil 32
That stinks!
mike3775 39
If you get that bad of BO, why have you not left a stick of deodorant at work, or in your bag, or your vehicle? My son has a spare in his backpack he takes to work and also a spare at work for his BO.
Chazzster 32
If you have a job you can buy your own deodorant. That will put an end to mom’s complaint.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
...I'm pretty sure he does...and she's just a bitch
Vesi 30
Um.. if it's that bad and she cannot smell it.. she might want to go get a little swab test.. =/
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow... who does that? That's insane and makes absolutely zero sense. Just put some on when she leaves the room, and definitely keep some in the car and/or at work as well just as a precaution.