Family, Drunk, Annoying and Miscellaneous: Drunken antics

Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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No pain, no meds

By I don’t stink - 01/05/2020 20:00

Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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Boozehound alert

By guiltyschuldig49 - 25/04/2020 23:00

Today, I'm exhausted. For the second time, my fiancé and I have pulled my future sister-in-law off the pavement naked and drunk at 3 a.m. and couldn't find the purse or glasses she had with her. She’s hungover and has completely blacked out what happened. Never again giving her a place to crash. FML

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allard 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:55

Atleast you're being a good brother, and looking after her. Could've been Alot worse.

clumsychik 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:54

She'll pass out eventually.

Comments

ganjaone 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:15

Would u rather her get knocked up at the party or risk her life driving drunk home? If u're here posting it on fml then u have some serious issues. Family always comes first!

taywee14 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:49

im pretty sure the point of this fml was that he has to work and probly wont get much sleep! not that he has to stay with her

Pufferfish78 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:13

I don't see the drunk sister putting her family first since she wouldn't allow him to get some much needed sleep.

GSXRryders 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:34

She sounds awesome,lol !

Unbweavable 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:41

Awww you're such a good sibling. I wouldn't have even picked my brother up to begin with.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:35

I hope your sister appreciates the sacrifice you made to make sure she was safe and comforted.

Unbweavable 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:36

Awww you're such a good sibling. I wouldn't have even picked my brother up to begin with

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:43

Op, you're a good man looking out for your sister. I have a kid sister too, who used to be a bit wild as well. I've picked her up from parties and hospitals drunk a few times and I don't miss that at all, lol! :) Might as well grab a pillow and sleep on the bathroom floor if you want any rest. Hope the rest of the night was uneventful. Cheers. :)

mserrato 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:57

So you decided to waste some time and write this fml, right?

vbmg152 18

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:59

You're a good brother! You're racking up some good karma points there! I'm sure she'll appreciate it when she sobers up! Good for you protecting her from some horrible fate!!