Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
Things happen in threes. Don't use a porta-potty for the next few days. Those things tend to tip over on unlucky bastards, and the stars are lining up against you right now.
I thought that it was called #2, not three. :-(