Alcohol, Gross and Health: Drink up - FML

Drink up

By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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Ole_Stinker 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:48

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:28

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

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klyoelna 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 4:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 28 February 2009 7:48

the laptop i want costs 4000 dollars and has a 2 terabyte memory and the best technology. too many features to list

Tehalon 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:58

If you cant keep in ur liquor then you shouldnt drink! You obviously haven't been in school long enough.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:17

baha! # 25 i agree.

I_Suck_At_Life 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:41

#25 Is 100% correct and so is #23

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:43

Laziness got the best of you. minus $2000 and 200 life points.

BJacobs 0

Monday 2 March 2009 12:31

you're disgusting. I can't even toss a dirty tissue on the ground without feeling vile. also anyone who doesn't think he's an idiot, you're an idiot.

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 18:13

I'm glad I never puke when I'm drunk. :D

smoGEN 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:07

(Good idea) BUUUUUUUUT LAZY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

npk88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:28

drunk moron. Who drinks by themselves? Oh that's right....loser alcoholics

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