Work and Sadness: Unprofessional - FML

Unprofessional

By Allie - 26/08/2021 15:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, my youth pastor died and I was crying. My boss told me to dry my tears, because it was affecting my coworkers. Sorry I'm human and cry when someone I know dies. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 August 2021 22:44

Being human is unprofessional -- that's why the robots are going to win! Suck it up for the sake of our species!

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 27 August 2021 20:22

I'm very sorry for your loss. People who are influential in our lives like that are special

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 August 2021 22:44

Being human is unprofessional -- that's why the robots are going to win! Suck it up for the sake of our species!

Plop 17

Thursday 26 August 2021 23:49

I understand. I'd be crying too if the first person I had sex with died. Wait, maybe you're not catholic? Edit: Wait, my bad, you're a girl, so even if you were catholic it wouldn't work.

AutisticPat 10

Saturday 28 August 2021 17:22

What in the world is wrong with you?!

ChipBoundary 9

Friday 27 August 2021 5:08

You don't bring emotional baggage to work.

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 27 August 2021 20:22

I'm very sorry for your loss. People who are influential in our lives like that are special

geckohead 12

Saturday 28 August 2021 1:15

Your boss doesn't care. Your co-workers don't care. He wants the job done. You have to hold it together while at work.

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