Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
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Top comments
gigi2009 0
haha fun gf
ICallKyo 3
if this had happened to someone with any sense of humor, it would have ended up on MLIA. how is that an FML at all?
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Comments (89)
quarty165 0
This would be much better on mlia, because it's funny and not a big deal. At least you found them.
Fop 6
Why the Hell are you wearing glasses if you don't notice the difference either way?
habeeboburky94 0
I just noticed that California has the highest number of FMLS posted in the US........ yay us?? :S
ellephaba101 0
that's not exactly good... the highest number of bad things happened in your state
Feverrotes 15
All FMLs containing the phrase "I don't know what's worse" should be dropped on the spot and never posted on this site because there's way too many of them.
theblazian 0
You should commit seppuku.... its the only way I can think of that will lighten the sheer horribleness and shame of your life.
mister_whale 0
HAHAHAHA your girlfriend is really funny! if it was me i'd be like "wow...how did i not notice that?" then congratulate my girlfriend on her ability to keep a straight face.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Heh, Find the Glasses is a game I play with my g/f. Only she takes them off of me herself, and it's just an excuse to make me feel her up to look for them.
suesblues 0
Your girlfriend rocks!
Mooshki 0
Actually, your gf sounds like a lot of fun. The fact that she spent all that time on it means she was laughing with you, not at you. :)
RatIsKing 0
#26: maybe it's because California has a higher population than any other state, genius