FML : Today, my boyfriend, a math teacher, wanted to recite multiplication timetables while making love in order to come less quickly. He could only recite up...

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Today, my boyfriend, a math teacher, wanted to recite multiplication timetables while making love in order to come less quickly. He could only recite up to the number 5. The timestables turned him on. FML

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You deserved it

By hannahpasdebol - / Tuesday 2 May 2017 17:39 / France - Paris

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