FML : Today, my boyfriend, a math teacher, wanted to recite multiplication timetables while making love in order to come less quickly. He could only recite up...

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Today, my boyfriend, a math teacher, wanted to recite multiplication timetables while making love in order to come less quickly. He could only recite up to the number 5. The timestables turned him on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hannahpasdebol - / Tuesday 2 May 2017 17:39 / France - Paris

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#7502809 - Saturday 22 July 2017 08:53

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#7502809 - Saturday 22 July 2017 08:53

Something here doesn't add up...

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