Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
gigi2009 0
haha fun gf
ICallKyo 3
if this had happened to someone with any sense of humor, it would have ended up on MLIA. how is that an FML at all?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (89)
fukinhilarius 0
WIN!!! lmfao had it happen to me to dude shake it off
bonnieandclyde44 0
that is sooooo cute!
TJT 0
can u not see that oh I can see perfectly fine right just like when, oh I don't know when your glasses are on maybe.
n33mb 0
Not much of an FML. This kind of thing happens to everyone at some point in time. And #66, it's possible he meant sunglasses, or if they are regular glasses it could just be for reading.
toxic10uhc 0
maybe she thought you were joking?
AliceSaysFYL 0
Wow! **** your life! It's over because you 'lost' your glasses and your girlfriend had a laugh. Maybe she needed a good joke because her love life is going downhill- her boyfriend is really grumpy and can't take a joke... OP: Grow up
Johnoxd 0
Reyemrein, obviously he's just wears them so much that it's natural for his vision to seem that way...
Scottz 0
Dumb ass
davidblake3070_fml 0
This exact same thing has happened to me... Twice! FML!!
kellbelle032398 0
this isnt an FML. At all