Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
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gigi2009 0
haha fun gf
ICallKyo 3
if this had happened to someone with any sense of humor, it would have ended up on MLIA. how is that an FML at all?
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Comments (89)
Weil 0
I don't know how that happened, I wear glasses and I think you would probably be able to tell if you weren't wearing them because of the change in your vision. If it's really that unoticable, why even wear glasses?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Perhaps he only uses them for reading. My vision is shitty in general, and I can speak for many when I say that after wearing them constantly for years, your face/ears don't register that they're there. They just are. But yeah, if that's the case for this guy, it doesn't explain why he didn't notice the change in vision.
jaymee1990 0
If you wear them all the time, you get used to having alright vision. So much so, that you forget that you actually need glasses. I wear my glasses from waking up to going to sleep so I rarely go without my glasses. So I'm used to having okay sight. Maybe its the same for him.
DameGreyWulf 1
I wear RED SUNGLASSES and somehow forget I am. You just get used to it after a while, and don't think about it. Try to see if you can feel yourself wearing your underwear now. Bet you can't! It's because you've adjusted to wearing it and it no longer applies to your senses. @OP: Oh, lighten up! She was just having fun with you.
All_I_Need 4
Some people actually need a minor correction. I am one of them. I get severe headaches and fatigue without my glasses but can't tell the difference unless you hide one of my eyes because my binocular vision is correct.
coco22_fml 0
roflmao! haha
NoteMyGrin 0
Aw, that's cute. I like you and your girlfriend. (:
FMLLOLL 0
lolll thats funny as i would have done the same
jaymee1990 0
That's the funniest FML I've seen so far! I totally sympathise with you though, I sometimes forget I have my glasses on my face. Though I don't spend half an hour looking for them!
AmiNayaki 0
sounds like it's time for new glasses if you can't see with em on (i've had that happen too, my best friend began laughing helplessly before she could explain) sorry about your girlfriend btw
k43L1 0
hahahaha thats funny. i wouldn't have made you search for 30mins though. maybe only a few.
klar_fml 0
cries! that's hilarious, love it :)
Bathory_fml 0
Are you sure she "played along" or did she just not notice either? If it's the latter, you two are meant for each other.
Cloudy_fml 0
Haha, aw, true love.
LoookieHere 0
i actually like laughed out loud ! thats really funny haha :P